OH MY GODDD!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE’S A CAT TOUNGE ON MY FINGERS!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
Cat
Allergy.
Light
slowly
fading….. Wait, never mind. it’s just my nails.
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Thank you follower!!!! You are the one, TRUE reason my voice is heard. You following me guided me out of the darkness of making clay cupcakes. Seriously, that’s some dark stuff. May there be many texts and laser rabbits in your future.
–Randomactsofweirdness
You’re not lame, but everyone else is.
EXCEPT IT.
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Words of wisdom # ??????
CHIPS:
Chattering
Hippies
In
Potato
Sacks.
Write another word for me to translate or a topic to give advice on 🙂
IMPORTANT
write something in comments below.
If fruits and vegetables eat dirt and water to make fruit and vegetables then when you eat a carrot you eat dirt and water. Next time your mother asks for a carrot give her dirt and water.
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instead of watering an apple tree with water, what if you watered it with apple juice? What if you feed a cow steak?
you own a dog that is really a cow. You want some steak and the cow blows to bits. Disgusted you try to an apple when you take a bite apples become extinct. A man asks you to spit it out just as you swallow. you see a beam of light hit the man, killing him. Aliens fall from the sky playing the flutes that killed the man. You ask them for a cherry while they kill every one. an alien offers a cherry, you eat it. You just ate their queen, for the alien was the cherry. you disapprove, sending you into the 5th dimension where the only things edible is steak apples and cherries. Life has punished you.
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